AIM Away Messages

"Timeline up, Paper due, What should I do, Go to class with nothing Or sleep all day... What did you expect, I'm in college. "

"Over-worked Under-paid Over-sexed Under-laid Going to class can Kiss My @$$! I need a %@^! drink"

"I'm in college to get an education. The administration will tell you education comes from classes. I know better, but I'm humoring them since I pay them so darn much to sell those lies."

"im convinced college isnt about class.... college is a challenge set up for the students attending it to find sleep by any means possible.... its obvious we dont sleep at night.... so we must do it whenever and wherever possible.... meaning class is meerely nap time... only with a greater challenge, someone trying to keep you awake.... and some background noise....:-)"

"class, If you decompress the word, you get "ass" "lass" "slac[k]" "sac" "sacs" If only a word meant what words you could create with it... then class would mean fun fun fun for everyone..."